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THAUM KUV MUAJ 6 XYOO, MY FATHER SAID, EDUCATION IS THE KEY TO HAPPY LIFE,

I 6-6 SIAB KAWM NTAWV. KAWM CIAJ KAWM DIE. WHEN I FINISHED MY BS, THEY UA LI LUB PARTY 6 I. THEY KOM I LOS SPEAK BUT I SPOKE NO HMOOB. THEN THEY SAID A COLLEGE GRADUATED BUT TSIS PAUB LUB HMOOB, THEY TSIS HAPPY TSIS HAPPY. THEY WANTED ME TO LEARN HMOOB TO MAKE THEM HAPPY... I CONFUSED CONFUSED NOW... WHAT MAKE HAPPY IS MYLOVELY LAPTOP.....

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THAUM KUV MUAJ 6 XYOO, MY FATHER SAID, EDUCATION IS THE KEY TO HAPPY LIFE,

I 6-6 SIAB KAWM NTAWV. KAWM CIAJ KAWM DIE. WHEN I FINISHED MY BS, THEY UA LI LUB PARTY 6 I. THEY KOM I LOS SPEAK BUT I SPOKE NO HMOOB. THEN THEY SAID A COLLEGE GRADUATED BUT TSIS PAUB LUB HMOOB, THEY TSIS HAPPY TSIS HAPPY. THEY WANTED ME TO LEARN HMOOB TO MAKE THEM HAPPY... I CONFUSED CONFUSED NOW... WHAT MAKE HAPPY IS MYLOVELY LAPTOP.....

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hahahaha, vim koj mus yuav college koj tsis ntxov neeg kuv es lawv thiaj tsis happy happy rau koj ntag lau. nco ntsoov, mus college mas yuav tau kawm lus meska plus lus hmoob ov...lolz.

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Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. - Lou Holtz

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" GO A HEAD. MAKE MY DAY." Clint Eastwood.

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hahahaha, vim koj mus yuav college koj tsis ntxov neeg kuv es lawv thiaj tsis happy happy rau koj ntag lau. nco ntsoov, mus college mas yuav tau kawm lus meska plus lus hmoob ov...lolz.

Thaum i mus khoj-lej, koj nyob qhovtwg?

I mus nyob 1 leeg kawm ntawv xwb es yuav kawm lus hmoob qhovtwg?

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Thaud cov laus hais rau peb tias, kavtsij rau siab kawm ntawv thiaj li tau nrog ua nom ua tswv thiab thiaj tau haujlwm zoo ua tsis tas li ntawd thiaj nrog luag muaj hwjchim. Thaum lub caij ntawd, tseem nyob Lostsuas teb, cov tijlaug coob tus puav leej tau haujlwm zoo nrog luag ua thiab tau ua nom me me. Thaum lawv los tsev mas txib yaj phom nrog rautxoj siv daj nruj thiab hnubqub daj vog xwb ua rau yus ntshaw kawg vim ntsia mas lawv muaj tsim kawg. Tuaj txog teb chaws no yus ho mus kawm li ntawd tiasv, thaum kawg kuj tau me me haujlwm nrog luag ua thiab. Tabsis, tsis muaj hwjchim li. Raug dub thiab cajdab liab cem yus phem li phem xwb thiab kom yus kavtsij rov qab mus rau lub tebchaws yus tuajnoo xwb vim yus tuaj txeeb lawv cov haujlwm ua tas lawm no.

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Thaum i mus khoj-lej, koj nyob qhovtwg?

I mus nyob 1 leeg kawm ntawv xwb es yuav kawm lus hmoob qhovtwg?

seb xyoo dabtsi koj tuaj tim no thiab mus kho - lej xwb laub...hahahahah.

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Thaud cov laus hais rau peb tias, kavtsij rau siab kawm ntawv thiaj li tau nrog ua nom ua tswv thiab thiaj tau haujlwm zoo ua tsis tas li ntawd thiaj nrog luag muaj hwjchim. Thaum lub caij ntawd, tseem nyob Lostsuas teb, cov tijlaug coob tus puav leej tau haujlwm zoo nrog luag ua thiab tau ua nom me me. Thaum lawv los tsev mas txib yaj phom nrog rautxoj siv daj nruj thiab hnubqub daj vog xwb ua rau yus ntshaw kawg vim ntsia mas lawv muaj tsim kawg. Tuaj txog teb chaws no yus ho mus kawm li ntawd tiasv, thaum kawg kuj tau me me haujlwm nrog luag ua thiab. Tabsis, tsis muaj hwjchim li. Raug dub thiab cajdab liab cem yus phem li phem xwb thiab kom yus kavtsij rov qab mus rau lub tebchaws yus tuajnoo xwb vim yus tuaj txeeb lawv cov haujlwm ua tas lawm no.

nyob zoo tuszoophoojywg, lawv yim thuam yus yim ua kom zoo tshaj ntxiv xwb nawb, yus tsum ces yus yog tus swb.

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" GO A HEAD. MAKE MY DAY." Clint Eastwood.

cwj.............ua tsaug koj tuaj nrog kuv share quote os. that's a very cute one.

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nyob zoo tuszoophoojywg, lawv yim thuam yus yim ua kom zoo tshaj ntxiv xwb nawb, yus tsum ces yus yog tus swb.

Nim no mas tej hauj ntawd tsis muaj hwjchim dabtsi li lawm as. Yus twb tsis muaj xiv tus dabtsis li. Tsis tas li ntawd, tseem yuav kom yus ua ib tug qauv zoo rau tej pejxeem thiab.....Give me a break....

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On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."

So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"

And God agreed.

On the third day God created the cow. "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

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Nim no mas tej hauj ntawd tsis muaj hwjchim dabtsi li lawm as. Yus twb tsis muaj xiv tus dabtsis li. Tsis tas li ntawd, tseem yuav kom yus ua ib tug qauv zoo rau tej pejxeem thiab.....Give me a break....

ok..... ok....mam pub break rau koj. :0fbbf481:

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seb xyoo dabtsi koj tuaj tim no thiab mus kho - lej xwb laub...hahahahah.

79 CES POOB NROV POOG MESKAS THAJTEB...

83 CES NROV NPLUV TOM KHOS-LEJ TI NKAUS 88...

LUB CAIJ NTAWD KOJ NYOB TWG?..

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79 CES POOB NROV POOG MESKAS THAJTEB...

83 CES NROV NPLUV TOM KHOS-LEJ TI NKAUS 88...

LUB CAIJ NTAWD KOJ NYOB TWG?..

79, kuv tseem nrog huab sib tw ya, kuv pom koj ya nyob hoom tuaj tsaws USA.

83, kuv tseem nyob yoo tshiab yoo nqi, tiv tshav tiv nag tim nplog teb.

88, kuv pib nrhiav kev khiav caum koj qab vim xyoo 79 kuv pom koj tuaj tau zoo rau meska teb lawm....hahahahaha.

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So true..haha..

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This is why..haha..

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So true..haha..

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love this sis.

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This is why..haha..

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hahahahaah!

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79, kuv tseem nrog huab sib tw ya, kuv pom koj ya nyob hoom tuaj tsaws USA.

83, kuv tseem nyob yoo tshiab yoo nqi, tiv tshav tiv nag tim nplog teb.

88, kuv pib nrhiav kev khiav caum koj qab vim xyoo 79 kuv pom koj tuaj tau zoo rau meska teb lawm....hahahahaha.

Nev...

Kuv twb hais lawm tias koj twb tsis nrog kuv nyob ntawd es qhia kuv no...b...

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Nev...

Kuv twb hais lawm tias koj twb tsis nrog kuv nyob ntawd es qhia kuv no...b...

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vim thaum wb los ua neeg es koj tsis tos kuv koj maj dhau lawm koj thiaj ua ntej lawm so...thaum koj mus college kuv thiaj nyob tsis tau ntawv ne...hahahaha. jk.

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cwj.............ua tsaug koj tuaj nrog kuv share quote os. that's a very cute one.

I'm glad to share it if I have any. hehehehehe.

" A crooked heart makes a person sleepless"

" Honesty makes a person priceless", cwjmemdub. hahahaha.

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I'm glad to share it if I have any. hehehehehe.

" A crooked heart makes a person sleepless"

" Honesty makes a person priceless", cwjmemdub. hahahaha.

"Life is the art of drawing...........without an eraser"bye:John Gardner

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