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Ua caag es Moob mas yuav nquag sawv moog moog lug lug ua luaj le laud! Lub pob tw mas yeej nyob tsi tsheej qhov chaw le es sov yog puab muaj dlejnum tseemceeb heev le los caag ne? Saib zoo li tsi tshua vaammeej le sub as Moob tej pobtw nad... !

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Ahahahahaha....

Awww... MrChivkeeb,

You're so silly! I bet you're watching GVP's Funeral LIVE huh?!

I feel so heavyhearted today, but this post made me LAUGH SO HARD. LOL

Thank you for putting a smile on my face os. :onionheadfake11:

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Ahahahahaha....

Awww... MrChivkeeb,

You're so silly! I bet you're watching GVP's Funeral LIVE huh?!

I feel so heavyhearted today, but this post made me LAUGH SO HARD. LOL

Thank you for putting a smile on my face os. onionheadfake11.gif

No, I am not watching live TV broadcast! I am here live in the REAL event with my laptop! Just out for lunch eating pizza... hahhha.

The one thing that Hmong can never change is to be able to sit still for something important! If I am VP, I will kick every one's butts... for real SweetTear! Can I just kick your butt to calm me down? hehehhe

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Ua caag es Moob mas yuav nquag sawv moog moog lug lug ua luaj le laud! Lub pob tw mas yeej nyob tsi tsheej qhov chaw le es sov yog puab muaj dlejnum tseemceeb heev le los caag ne? Saib zoo li tsi tshua vaammeej le sub as Moob tej pobtw nad... !

I shared your thoughts, brother. Perhaps, it must have something to do with Uneducated people, but some of the educated young men and women would do the same.

Ntshe yeej tseem tseem yog hmoob tiag tiag!

Not only that, I am greatly appreciated the HmongsatleliteTV, however their camera men/women must know where to point their cameras so that the actual thing happening at the event can be foucusing on the screen, instead of keep the carema wonders into the room when important materials were being shown.

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No, I am not watching live TV broadcast! I am here live in the REAL event with my laptop! Just out for lunch eating pizza... hahhha.

The one thing that Hmong can never change is to be able to sit still for something important! If I am VP, I will kick every one's butts... for real SweetTear! Can I just kick your butt to calm me down? hehehhe

Ahahahahaha....

Awwww, now you're making me laugh and cry at the same time. I wish I could make it in person thiab mas... :(

Yes, you can kick my butt for your own satisfying pleasure os.

*Turns around and sticks out her behind* LOL.

Ncaws las....

LOL. :6184ceba:

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Ua caag es Moob mas yuav nquag sawv moog moog lug lug ua luaj le laud! Lub pob tw mas yeej nyob tsi tsheej qhov chaw le es sov yog puab muaj dlejnum tseemceeb heev le los caag ne? Saib zoo li tsi tshua vaammeej le sub as Moob tej pobtw nad... !

vim tsis tau nom ua na

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Ahahahahaha....

Awwww, now you're making me laugh and cry at the same time. I wish I could make it in person thiab mas... :(

Yes, you can kick my butt for your own satisfying pleasure os.

*Turns around and sticks out her behind* LOL.

Ncaws las....

LOL. 6184ceba.gif

OUchhhhhhhhhhhhh........

that wide booty of yours are so darn tough for my sneakers! I'll resort to slap instead right where the pizza suppose to be! I am back in the hall and at this point Bill Lair is speaking about making Hmong's butts going crazy..... that's why Hmong can never sit still hahahhahahaha...........

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OUchhhhhhhhhhhhh........

that wide booty of yours are so darn tough for my sneakers! I'll resort to slap instead right where the pizza suppose to be! I am back in the hall and at this point Bill Lair is speaking about making Hmong's butts going crazy..... that's why Hmong can never sit still hahahhahahaha...........

brother, you made me laugh out loud hahahhahahaa hahahahahhaha!

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I shared your thoughts, brother. Perhaps, it must have something to do with Uneducated people, but some of the educated young men and women would do the same.

Ntshe yeej tseem tseem yog hmoob tiag tiag!

Not only that, I am greatly appreciated the HmongsatleliteTV, however their camera men/women must know where to point their cameras so that the actual thing happening at the event can be foucusing on the screen, instead of keep the carema wonders into the room when important materials were being shown.

Hlubtuagnthi,

This is pure hmong inborn attitude rooted deep in the strand of mutated genes, it's crazy! I am standing and yet can't never see the action on stage.... I am sitting and see only SweetTea's BUTT..... damn Hmong young or old are all alike!!

Apples never fall far from the tree....... hehehehehhe

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vim tsis tau nom ua na

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Tswjsiab,

Ua nom ces txawm nyob taug lawm lod? Tsi tau ua nom ces moog moog lug lug ua pobtw sib twb ces txhaj tau zoo nyob puas yog?

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Ua caag es Moob mas yuav nquag sawv moog moog lug lug ua luaj le laud! Lub pob tw mas yeej nyob tsi tsheej qhov chaw le es sov yog puab muaj dlejnum tseemceeb heev le los caag ne? Saib zoo li tsi tshua vaammeej le sub as Moob tej pobtw nad... !

hahaha twb yog :64caf316: :64caf316: rau hmoob heev li os thiab ib nrab los :e111de78: :e111de78: tag mus li xwb.

Hmoob muaj ib tug cwj pwm tsis zoo yog thaum hmoob sib tham tag es koj muab review kom ceev ceev mas hmoob tsis txawv tus money kiag li.

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I shared your thoughts, brother. Perhaps, it must have something to do with Uneducated people, but some of the educated young men and women would do the same.

Ntshe yeej tseem tseem yog hmoob tiag tiag!

Not only that, I am greatly appreciated the HmongsatleliteTV, however their camera men/women must know where to point their cameras so that the actual thing happening at the event can be foucusing on the screen, instead of keep the carema wonders into the room when important materials were being shown.

Hlubtuagnthi,

I talked to them... those TV Hmogn guys, I can't call them technicians not to mention creativity! Those camera guys thought they are the best. They got a big head and never think straight, the hosts and the system are all still learning as they go.

I guess that's HMONG....... crazy butts walking around when important guests are speaking, making distraction with their loud talking to themselves and their cell phones calling to find out where each other are in the room!!! And the camera keep fowllowing theri butts.... ANNOYING.. ANNOYIING!!

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Hlubtuagnthi,

I talked to them... those TV Hmogn guys, I can't call them technicians not to mention creativity! Those camera guys thought they are the best. They got a big head and never think straight, the hosts and the system are all still learning as they go.

I guess that's HMONG....... crazy butts walking around when important guests are speaking, making distraction with their loud talking to themselves and their cell phones calling to find out where each other are in the room!!! And the camera keep fowllowing theri butts.... ANNOYING.. ANNOYIING!!

YOG LAWM LAUS... CAAG MOOB ES UA TAU MEMTXOM KUV UA LUAJ LE. YOG YUG HLUB TXIV VAAJPAO TAG MAS YUAV TSUM NYOB TUAB NQUAS YWS XWB POB. CAAG ES YUAV SAWV MOOG SAWV LUG TSI PAUB CAI LE. COV MOOB NUAS TSI YOG MOOG NCU TXUG TXIV VAAJPAO HOS YOG MOOG NOJ 30 HAB PARTY XWB. TXAAJ MUAG DHLAU LAWM OS MOOB ES....

MEJ COV MOOG KOOM THOV PAAB HAS RUA COV THAWJ COJ KOM HAS MOOB TSI TXHOB SAWV MOOG SAWV LUG TSI ZOO NKAUJ HAB TSI ZOO SAIB KAG LE NUAS OV...

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Ua caag es Moob mas yuav nquag sawv moog moog lug lug ua luaj le laud! Lub pob tw mas yeej nyob tsi tsheej qhov chaw le es sov yog puab muaj dlejnum tseemceeb heev le los caag ne? Saib zoo li tsi tshua vaammeej le sub as Moob tej pobtw nad... !

QHOV UAS HMOOB PHEEJ NYOB TSIS TSWM NTAWD CES YOG HMOOB TSIS YOG TUAJ MUS POM TUAG HOS LAWV TUAJ MUS POM COV CIAJ XWB CES NWS THIAJ PHEEJ MUAJ FAI UA LUAJ MUS UB MUS NO SEB PUAS NTSIB TEJ QUB ZAUB THIAB KOM LWM TUS HO POM HAIS TIAS YUS TUAJ HAUV NTEES THIAB NO XWB.

LUAG LWM HAIV NEEG MAS LUAG TUAJ POM TUS TUAG NTAWD XWB MAS LUAG TSUAS TUAJ NYOB TUS ME MLUAS MLOB NTSIAG TWB TO KOM ZOO NTXIM HLUB.

HOS HMOOB CES MUS POM TUAG CES MUS NRHIAV KEV LOM ZEM UA LOM VAB VAB RAU PEM TOJ NRAM HAV UA COV NIAG YAM NTXWV NTXIM NTXUB.

IB TXHIA POJNIAM/TXIV NEEJ CES TSEEM TUAJ NRHIAV TUS HLUB THIAB XWB, NYOB YAWG HLOB VP LUB NTEES NO CES IB COV POJNIAM/TXIV NEEJ YUAV TUAJ TAKE ADVANTAGE LUB OPPORTUNITY UAS MUAJ TIB NEEG TUAJ DEB DEB TUAJ POM TUAG ES KOM NWS TAU POM COV CIAJ.

NWS YEEJ TSIS RIS TXIAJ UAS COV IMPORTANT GUEST SPEAKERS TEJ SPEECH KIAG LI. NWS TSIS HNOV XYOV LAWV HAIS LAWV DABTSI, VIM NWS LUB QHOV MUAG CES TSUAS NCIG PES LEES XAM KOM THOOB SEB PUAS POM LAUS NKAUJ THIAB LAUS NRAUG XWB. YOG XAM TAG TSIS POM CES HU KIAG CELL PHONE RAU XWB SEB TUAJ TXOG QHOV TWG THIAB NROG LEEJ TWG LAWM NO XWB

KUV SAIB TEJ LIVE BROADCASTING NO UA RAU KUV TU SIAB, VIM COV NIAG HMOOB TUAJ HAUV NTEES COJ TAU TUS YAM NTXWV TSIS TSIM NYOG RAU YAWG HLOB VP LUB NTEES. LAWV XAV HAIS TIAS LAWV TUAJ NOJ 30 NO LOS CAS NE?

UFO

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Ua caag es Moob mas yuav nquag sawv moog moog lug lug ua luaj le laud! Lub pob tw mas yeej nyob tsi tsheej qhov chaw le es sov yog puab muaj dlejnum tseemceeb heev le los caag ne? Saib zoo li tsi tshua vaammeej le sub as Moob tej pobtkew nad... !

chevkeeb,

kuv saib mas cov Moob hov zoo tuaj sib tshe hauv moobzag nuav xwb, tsis paub kevcai xam khus le os

zoo nkaus le puab mas nim txawj tshuv qeej haab qhuab kev txhua tug sub as, yeej tsis hnov/pum puab ua

dlabtsi tod le.. kuv saib mas swb cov kws mus churches le lawm laujjj...

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QHOV UAS HMOOB PHEEJ NYOB TSIS TSWM NTAWD CES YOG HMOOB TSIS YOG TUAJ MUS POM TUAG HOS LAWV TUAJ MUS POM COV CIAJ XWB CES NWS THIAJ PHEEJ MUAJ FAI UA LUAJ MUS UB MUS NO SEB PUAS NTSIB TEJ QUB ZAUB THIAB KOM LWM TUS HO POM HAIS TIAS YUS TUAJ HAUV NTEES THIAB NO XWB.

LUAG LWM HAIV NEEG MAS LUAG TUAJ POM TUS TUAG NTAWD XWB MAS LUAG TSUAS TUAJ NYOB TUS ME MLUAS MLOB NTSIAG TWB TO KOM ZOO NTXIM HLUB.

HOS HMOOB CES MUS POM TUAG CES MUS NRHIAV KEV LOM ZEM UA LOM VAB VAB RAU PEM TOJ NRAM HAV UA COV NIAG YAM NTXWV NTXIM NTXUB.

IB TXHIA POJNIAM/TXIV NEEJ CES TSEEM TUAJ NRHIAV TUS HLUB THIAB XWB, NYOB YAWG HLOB VP LUB NTEES NO CES IB COV POJNIAM/TXIV NEEJ YUAV TUAJ TAKE ADVANTAGE LUB OPPORTUNITY UAS MUAJ TIB NEEG TUAJ DEB DEB TUAJ POM TUAG ES KOM NWS TAU POM COV CIAJ.

NWS YEEJ TSIS RIS TXIAJ UAS COV IMPORTANT GUEST SPEAKERS TEJ SPEECH KIAG LI. NWS TSIS HNOV XYOV LAWV HAIS LAWV DABTSI, VIM NWS LUB QHOV MUAG CES TSUAS NCIG PES LEES XAM KOM THOOB SEB PUAS POM LAUS NKAUJ THIAB LAUS NRAUG XWB. YOG XAM TAG TSIS POM CES HU KIAG CELL PHONE RAU XWB SEB TUAJ TXOG QHOV TWG THIAB NROG LEEJ TWG LAWM NO XWB

KUV SAIB TEJ LIVE BROADCASTING NO UA RAU KUV TU SIAB, VIM COV NIAG HMOOB TUAJ HAUV NTEES COJ TAU TUS YAM NTXWV TSIS TSIM NYOG RAU YAWG HLOB VP LUB NTEES. LAWV XAV HAIS TIAS LAWV TUAJ NOJ 30 NO LOS CAS NE?

UFO

koj hais yog lawm lauj!

ua tsaug...

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OUchhhhhhhhhhhhh........

that wide booty of yours are so darn tough for my sneakers! I'll resort to slap instead right where the pizza suppose to be! I am back in the hall and at this point Bill Lair is speaking about making Hmong's butts going crazy..... that's why Hmong can never sit still hahahhahahaha...........

Hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhaha!!!!

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yog ua cas hmoob ho tsis sau lus hmoob xwb ho sau English nrog thiab vim ua rau ib txhia nyeem tsis tau

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yog ua cas hmoob ho tsis sau lus hmoob xwb ho sau English nrog thiab vim ua rau ib txhia nyeem tsis tau

koj sim twv/nug seb yog ua licas maj?

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yog ua cas hmoob ho tsis sau lus hmoob xwb ho sau English nrog thiab vim ua rau ib txhia nyeem tsis tau

Nws tsuas zoo li lub npe James no yog npe hmoob los npe Meskas thiab ne?

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chevkeeb,

kuv saib mas cov Moob hov zoo tuaj sib tshe hauv moobzag nuav xwb, tsis paub kevcai xam khus le os

zoo nkaus le puab mas nim txawj tshuv qeej haab qhuab kev txhua tug sub as, yeej tsis hnov/pum puab ua

dlabtsi tod le.. kuv saib mas swb cov kws mus churches le lawm laujjj...

Father,

Nyob zoo os Father nyaj nwg tsi ncu nwg tug Vaaj Moob heev pod!........ Koj yog ib tug kws raug vaamntxawg muab ntxag coj rov moog ua dlaab lawm hab lod? Txawm ua dlaab hab ua Vaajtswv los yeej yog tuabneeg tej kev ntseeg xwb, yuav ua dlaab tsi los 6 6 sab ua ces txhaj le tau zoo nyob! Koj saib noj puzza xwb, yog yug tsi rau sab noj tag ces nwg tsi muaj kua hab yeej tsi qaab kag le nad!hehehheheheh......... (wink @ SillyMe).

Moob lub hlwb hab tug cujpwm mas yeej yuavtsum tau hloov xwb xwb txhajle yuav caum tau kev vaammeej! Yog peb tseem moog kev thaub qaab hab mas..... very very dangerous nawb txiv nawb! Moog kev, tsaav tsheb los yaa nruab ntug mas yuav tau saib ntsoov tom ntej xwb ov nawb!

Naj nub nuav luas moog HD digital taag ho yug mas tseem SD analog taag zug xwb es yuav ua caag mad!

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Father,

Nyob zoo os Father nyaj nwg tsi ncu nwg tug Vaaj Moob heev pod!........ Koj yog ib tug kws raug vaamntxawg muab ntxag coj rov moog ua dlaab lawm hab lod? Txawm ua dlaab hab ua Vaajtswv los yeej yog tuabneeg tej kev ntseeg xwb, yuav ua dlaab tsi los 6 6 sab ua ces txhaj le tau zoo nyob! Koj saib noj puzza xwb, yog yug tsi rau sab noj tag ces nwg tsi muaj kua hab yeej tsi qaab kag le nad!hehehheheheh......... (wink @ SillyMe).

Moob lub hlwb hab tug cujpwm mas yeej yuavtsum tau hloov xwb xwb txhajle yuav caum tau kev vaammeej! Yog peb tseem moog kev thaub qaab hab mas..... very very dangerous nawb txiv nawb! Moog kev, tsaav tsheb los yaa nruab ntug mas yuav tau saib ntsoov tom ntej xwb ov nawb!

Naj nub nuav luas moog HD digital taag ho yug mas tseem SD analog taag zug xwb es yuav ua caag mad!

chivkheeb,

qhov kws ua Dlaab qhuas puj koobyawm txwv hov ntawd, tsis yog Vamntxawg ntxag tau kuv ov..vim kuv yug txhum lug ua moob

lawm haab caajceg ib txwm coj le hov tes kuv yuav ua taag coj kuas dlau kuv tam tsaiv..

yeej yog le koj has los mav, txawm yug moog nyob txuj kev ntseeg twg los yug yuav tau saib quas ntsoov yug txijhauv kev xwb,

rau sab khwv,rau sab kawm, rau sab ua tes yug qhov kev ntseeg hov pab yug xwb, hos yog yug yuav nyob tog yus qhov kev ntseeg

xwb ces no thing li nawb..

ua tsaug kws koj tuaj qha kuv hab mog...

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Ua caag es Moob mas yuav nquag sawv moog moog lug lug ua luaj le laud! Lub pob tw mas yeej nyob tsi tsheej qhov chaw le es sov yog puab muaj dlejnum tseemceeb heev le los caag ne? Saib zoo li tsi tshua vaammeej le sub as Moob tej pobtw nad... !

Bro....zoo le nuav ceg Hmoob hab Moob yeej nyob tsis tswm le mas.

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Hlubtuagnthi,

This is pure hmong inborn attitude rooted deep in the strand of mutated genes, it's crazy! I am standing and yet can't never see the action on stage.... I am sitting and see only SweetTea's BUTT..... damn Hmong young or old are all alike!!

Apples never fall far from the tree....... hehehehehhe

many times i cannot believe what i actually see with my own eyes, because i am in the thinking of that all men/women who are educated or having some kind of formal education should have known where were all the Pizza are....hehheheheee

Why you had to pick Apples as an example, because Apples are little heavy and then the wind cannot pick them up and carry them for a distance. These apples may all fall onto the botton of the trees....hahaha especially with these flat land in America. :onionheadfake5:

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chevkeeb,

kuv saib mas cov Moob hov zoo tuaj sib tshe hauv moobzag nuav xwb, tsis paub kevcai xam khus le os

zoo nkaus le puab mas nim txawj tshuv qeej haab qhuab kev txhua tug sub as, yeej tsis hnov/pum puab ua

dlabtsi tod le.. kuv saib mas swb cov kws mus churches le lawm laujjj...

Father,

Vim peb hmoob tsi cias peb sib Tshum tej Ideals thiab Ideas li no li. Tsawg tiam los peb thiaj li poob tsi deb ntawm tsob me qabntoo li ntag laud.

Cov ua nyiam nyiam volunteer yog cov neeg ua tsi paub dabtsi li, tsi txawj txuag ncauj--muaj me los hais ntau, muaj ntau los muab hais tagnrho. li no, yus haivneeg thiaj tsi ua "Laib" li os ua "Xiam" tag li xwb.

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