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Nyob zoo os cov me phoojywg txhua tus cov nco thiab tshua. Los peb sib tham me ntsis tswv 8 hais txog kev hais lus zoo yuav hais li cas rau lwm tus or koj tus hlub es lawv thiaj li nco nco thiab dai dai siab rau yus.

Qhia seb nej hais li cas?

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Hmmm..., kuv los kuj xav paub tias yuav hais lus zoo licas thiaj hais tau tej me lus zoo zoo lus deev tau tus hlub lub me siab kom nws hlub hlub yus ib leeg thiab xwb no tiag. Yog nej muaj tswvyim no yuav tau qhia peb cov tsis muaj tswvyim no thiab od.

Uatsaug os, Hmoob_Lady. Vam tias coob tus yuav tuaj tham lawv tej kev ua zoo, hais lus zoo, thiab tej tswvyim zoo pub rau peb sibcog kawm uake.

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Peb cov nov twb muaj pojniam tubse lawm los tseem dai-siab kawgkiag li thiab tsis paub hais li lawm os. Cas yawmsaub yuav siabphem ualuaj tsim peb los txawjxav tsimtxom ualuaj lino. Hais qhov tseeb losyog pojniam paub ces tseem yuav mag qees thiab. Ua qhov twg los nim zooli yuamkev tag... Ib tus neeg zoo li kuv no txawm yog ya ceev baum speed of light es jib tau 3 tus hluasgauj tuaj 1 hnub los jhai kuv tseem dai-siab li'os! hahahahahah!

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Peb cov nov twb muaj pojniam tubse lawm los tseem dai-siab kawgkiag li thiab tsis paub hais li lawm os. Cas yawmsaub yuav siabphem ualuaj tsim peb los txawjxav tsimtxom ualuaj lino. Hais qhov tseeb losyog pojniam paub ces tseem yuav mag qees thiab. Ua qhov twg los nim zooli yuamkev tag... Ib tus neeg zoo li kuv no txawm yog ya ceev baum speed of light es jib tau 3 tus hluasgauj tuaj 1 hnub los jhai kuv tseem dai-siab li'os! hahahahahah!

Me naib aw..., cas yuav hais lus ntximhlub ua luaj na. Ua li tej laus hais uas yog tias qaum tsua txawj hu los qab tsuas yuavtsum txawj teb thiab es thiaj li tsis pom yawmsaub phem mas los.

Yog nws tsis paub ces yuav tau qhia thiab es kom nws tej me lus yog lus zoo zoo ua rau yus dai dai siab xwb kom txhob yog tej me lus phem lus mos lus tuaj pos uas ib los tuag tug nyuj mas nawv.

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Hmmm..., kuv los kuj xav paub tias yuav hais lus zoo licas thiaj hais tau tej me lus zoo zoo lus deev tau tus hlub lub me siab kom nws hlub hlub yus ib leeg thiab xwb no tiag. Yog nej muaj tswvyim no yuav tau qhia peb cov tsis muaj tswvyim no thiab od.

Uatsaug os, Hmoob_Lady. Vam tias coob tus yuav tuaj tham lawv tej kev ua zoo, hais lus zoo, thiab tej tswvyim zoo pub rau peb sibcog kawm uake.

Nyob zoo os sis Lubpajzoo,

Oh koj xav xav paub thiab los? Ab xyov cas tsis muaj neeg kam qhia li as. Ntshe lawv ntshai ntshai peb kawm tau lawv cov lus zoo mus hais rau lwm tus los cas li tiag.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Peb cov nov twb muaj pojniam tubse lawm los tseem dai-siab kawgkiag li thiab tsis paub hais li lawm os. Cas yawmsaub yuav siabphem ualuaj tsim peb los txawjxav tsimtxom ualuaj lino. Hais qhov tseeb losyog pojniam paub ces tseem yuav mag qees thiab. Ua qhov twg los nim zooli yuamkev tag... Ib tus neeg zoo li kuv no txawm yog ya ceev baum speed of light es jib tau 3 tus hluasgauj tuaj 1 hnub los jhai kuv tseem dai-siab li'os! hahahahahah!

Xeev Ntxawg,

Yog koj hais li ko mas koj txawj hais lus zoo kawg lawm es thiaj tau ntau tus me hlub thiab thiaj mag cem nas.

Cas ho tsis qhia koj cov me lus zoo rau peb es peb thiaj paub hais thiab mas los. :rolleyes: qhia seb peb yuav hais li cas rau lawv es thiaj dai dai siab li koj thiab os.

Ua tsaug koj tuaj saib lub topic no os.

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Nyob zoo os cov me phoojywg txhua tus cov nco thiab tshua. Los peb sib tham me ntsis tswv 8 hais txog kev hais lus zoo yuav hais li cas rau lwm tus or koj tus hlub es lawv thiaj li nco nco thiab dai dai siab rau yus.

Qhia seb nej hais li cas?

Hmooblady.

Kuv txawj lub ua kom nws dhuav dhuav kuv xwb os.

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Hmooblady.

Kuv txawj lub ua kom nws dhuav dhuav kuv xwb os.

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ua twg thiab es neeg thiaj dhuav thiab no?

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Yam uas dai-siab ces baum nqaij daig kausniav,

lub txiv qaub uas ncav tsis cuag,

theem caij baum tus kwjdeg hlob dla tsis dhau,

cuag pw tsis muaj pam vov,

nyob hauv ib lub tshav tsiab 30 los zoo ib lub hav zoov,

pom luag tej luag qiaj luag qaug los cas zoo li tsis hnov suabli,

daim teb uas tsis pom ib tus kab tus noog ya,

lub paj ua tos muv los tsaws,

lub pobzeb 100 xyoo txav tsis tau rau qhov twg,

cas yuav dai-siab ua luajli'os cov me hluasgauj!

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Guest,

ua twg thiab es neeg thiaj dhuav thiab no?

tsis qhia koj nawb vim koj nug lub tswv 8 kom txhua tus hlub hlub thiab tshua tshua koj xwb ne :lol: .ua li koj muaj tsawg tus hlub koj yuav tau qhia kuv paub kuv mam qhia koj nyob tsam koj pawv tus hlub lawm os hehehe lam tso dag xwb os txhob chim nawb hahaha.

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Yam uas dai-siab ces baum nqaij daig kausniav,

lub txiv qaub uas ncav tsis cuag,

theem caij baum tus kwjdeg hlob dla tsis dhau,

cuag pw tsis muaj pam vov,

nyob hauv ib lub tshav tsiab 30 los zoo ib lub hav zoov,

pom luag tej luag qiaj luag qaug los cas zoo li tsis hnov suabli,

daim teb uas tsis pom ib tus kab tus noog ya,

lub paj ua tos muv los tsaws,

lub pobzeb 100 xyoo txav tsis tau rau qhov twg,

cas yuav dai-siab ua luajli'os cov me hluasgauj!

Not different then ANimal /jk/

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it took one to see one, /jk/

Not different then ANimal /jk/

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Nej mas cas tseem paub kuv li qi lawm thiab lauj! Luag twb cuab qoos kawg nahas. Zoo le nuav xwb ces txhe kuj khia mus mus pw kom tsaugzog txaus mam rov tuaj nawb!

Not different then ANimal /jk/

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Nyob zoo os sis Lubpajzoo,

Oh koj xav xav paub thiab los? Ab xyov cas tsis muaj neeg kam qhia li as. Ntshe lawv ntshai ntshai peb kawm tau lawv cov lus zoo mus hais rau lwm tus los cas li tiag.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nyobzoo os, sis,

Yog mas, kuv xav paub thiab tiag. Uacas tsis muaj neeg kam tuaj qhia lus zoo rau wb li ne yod. Wsm..., mam ua siab ntev nyob tos mas.

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Yam uas dai-siab ces baum nqaij daig kausniav,

lub txiv qaub uas ncav tsis cuag,

theem caij baum tus kwjdeg hlob dla tsis dhau,

cuag pw tsis muaj pam vov,

nyob hauv ib lub tshav tsiab 30 los zoo ib lub hav zoov,

pom luag tej luag qiaj luag qaug los cas zoo li tsis hnov suabli,

daim teb uas tsis pom ib tus kab tus noog ya,

lub paj ua tos muv los tsaws,

lub pobzeb 100 xyoo txav tsis tau rau qhov twg,

cas yuav dai-siab ua luajli'os cov me hluasgauj!

Oib koj mas, cas hais qhov kho siab mob siab nco neeg xwb, tsis piav seb yuav ua li cas lawv thiaj nco yus li koj cov lus no nas :lol: :lol: :lol:

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tsis qhia koj nawb vim koj nug lub tswv 8 kom txhua tus hlub hlub thiab tshua tshua koj xwb ne :lol: .ua li koj muaj tsawg tus hlub koj yuav tau qhia kuv paub kuv mam qhia koj nyob tsam koj pawv tus hlub lawm os hehehe lam tso dag xwb os txhob chim nawb hahaha.

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Koj mas cas ua rau kuv cia siab hais tias yuav qhia no los tseem rov los nug kuv li ko thiab lauj. Es kuv twb tsis muaj es thiaj nug koj los mas. Yog kuv muaj coob tus lawm ces tsis tas nug nej li nas :lol: :lol: :lol: yog koj qhia no kuv mam li hais rau koj yuav tsis pauv mus hais rau lwm tus li hais rau koj ib leeg xwb tiag ;) ;)

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Nej mas cas tseem paub kuv li qi lawm thiab lauj! Luag twb cuab qoos kawg nahas. Zoo le nuav xwb ces txhe kuj khia mus mus pw kom tsaugzog txaus mam rov tuaj nawb!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Nyobzoo os, sis,

Yog mas, kuv xav paub thiab tiag. Uacas tsis muaj neeg kam tuaj qhia lus zoo rau wb li ne yod. Wsm..., mam ua siab ntev nyob tos mas.

Nyobzoo os,

Ab......yom leejtwg thiaj kam qhia rau wb ne...ummmmmmmm...hello any body out there help!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: seb puas muaj neeg pom kuv thov pab ov.

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Nyobzoo os,

Ab......yom leejtwg thiaj kam qhia rau wb ne...ummmmmmmm...hello any body out there help!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: seb puas muaj neeg pom kuv thov pab ov.

Ab...., sis aw...., puas yog tim kuv nkag los xyaw koj lawm es lawv thiaj tsis kam tuaj qhia koj ne yod? Hmmmmmmmm, cia kuv khiav mus nkaum seb lawv puas tuaj tham qhia koj od, heeheh.

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Ab...., sis aw...., puas yog tim kuv nkag los xyaw koj lawm es lawv thiaj tsis kam tuaj qhia koj ne yod? Hmmmmmmmm, cia kuv khiav mus nkaum seb lawv puas tuaj tham qhia koj od, heeheh.

Ab...sis nws tsis yog li ntawd os. ntshe lawv tsis muaj ib yam li wb thiab xwb os :lol: :lol: :lol: txhob khiav ov kav tsij tuaj ntag...koj thiab ib tug ntxiv ib tug ces lub me zog thiaj los hos.

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Qhov koj hais kod mas kuv tsis muaj teebmeem, kuv qhov teebmeem ces kuv jhai tus nco kuv ua tib tus nyuag vwm leg xwb. Qhov nov yog qhov ua rau kuv dai-siab... hmmm zoo li kuv txoj kev dai-siab tsis thooj s/d txoj as!... txaj muag dhau lawm'os... yog le kuv yuav moog ib jiv quav maam lug nawb!

Oib koj mas, cas hais qhov kho siab mob siab nco neeg xwb, tsis piav seb yuav ua li cas lawv thiaj nco yus li koj cov lus no nas :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ab...sis nws tsis yog li ntawd os. ntshe lawv tsis muaj ib yam li wb thiab xwb os :lol: :lol: :lol: txhob khiav ov kav tsij tuaj ntag...koj thiab ib tug ntxiv ib tug ces lub me zog thiaj los hos.

sis a..., ntshe lawv los kuj ntshaw ntshaw hnov lolus zoo seb yuav hais licas rau lawv tus me hlub thiab es lawv thiaj nyob ntsiagto thiab pod. Hmmm..., los yog lawv hais ntau dhau rau lawv tus hlub lawm es lawv tus hlub tsis hais lus zoo pauj rovqab ua rau lawv tu siab lawm thiaj tsis xav hais lawm ne, heehehe, licas los kavliam mas.

Sis aw..., ces koj kuj pib ua ntej los mas yod. Uali cia kuv hais lus zoo zoo ua ntej es koj mam hais lus dai dai siab lawv qab es seb puas muaj neeg tuaj hais ntxiv nawv,

Me naib txiv aw..., koj twb los lawm lod? Uacas zoo li koj nim sab ua luaj li os. Ntshe hnub no koj ua haujlwm over time rau koj sab heev thiab ntshe koj tshaib plab dhau lawm os. Cia kuv mam nqa koj cov khoom mus cia. Koj kavtsij los zaum ntawm sofa so kom los siav tso. Kuv mam mus nqa mov los hais rau koj noj nawv.

heehehe, yuav hais licas thiaj zoo dua nov thiab ned???

Wsm..., me koj txiv a..., kuv ua ntej mus tsev lawm. Kuv yuav mus npaj zaub mov qab qab tos koj los txog wb mam noj uake nawv. Tsuag tsuag los od, kuv yuav nyob tos koj los txog wb ob leeg mam noj uake thiaj li qab nawv. Kuv hlub koj os.

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Koj mas cas ua rau kuv cia siab hais tias yuav qhia no los tseem rov los nug kuv li ko thiab lauj. Es kuv twb tsis muaj es thiaj nug koj los mas. Yog kuv muaj coob tus lawm ces tsis tas nug nej li nas :lol: :lol: :lol: yog koj qhia no kuv mam li hais rau koj yuav tsis pauv mus hais rau lwm tus li hais rau koj ib leeg xwb tiag ;) ;)

yog koj tsis muaj tus hlub ces tsis tas kawm los yeej txawj puag nruab siab, coj puag nruab thiab nrog koj lawm os. yog koj hais rau kuv xwb ces kuv zoo siab tshaj uas kuv yog ib tug special guest tuaj nov koj tseem xam muaj kuv thiab hehe.

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sis a..., ntshe lawv los kuj ntshaw ntshaw hnov lolus zoo seb yuav hais licas rau lawv tus me hlub thiab es lawv thiaj nyob ntsiagto thiab pod. Hmmm..., los yog lawv hais ntau dhau rau lawv tus hlub lawm es lawv tus hlub tsis hais lus zoo pauj rovqab ua rau lawv tu siab lawm thiaj tsis xav hais lawm ne, heehehe, licas los kavliam mas.

Sis aw..., ces koj kuj pib ua ntej los mas yod. Uali cia kuv hais lus zoo zoo ua ntej es koj mam hais lus dai dai siab lawv qab es seb puas muaj neeg tuaj hais ntxiv nawv,

Me naib txiv aw..., koj twb los lawm lod? Uacas zoo li koj nim sab ua luaj li os. Ntshe hnub no koj ua haujlwm over time rau koj sab heev thiab ntshe koj tshaib plab dhau lawm os. Cia kuv mam nqa koj cov khoom mus cia. Koj kavtsij los zaum ntawm sofa so kom los siav tso. Kuv mam mus nqa mov los hais rau koj noj nawv.

heehehe, yuav hais licas thiaj zoo dua nov thiab ned???

Wsm..., me koj txiv a..., kuv ua ntej mus tsev lawm. Kuv yuav mus npaj zaub mov qab qab tos koj los txog wb mam noj uake nawv. Tsuag tsuag los od, kuv yuav nyob tos koj los txog wb ob leeg mam noj uake thiaj li qab nawv. Kuv hlub koj os.

lubpajzoo, tej lus koj ces hais hais lawm tsis work li lawm os :angry: tshuav tib zag i lawm xwb thiaj work me me xwb :P

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Qhov koj hais kod mas kuv tsis muaj teebmeem, kuv qhov teebmeem ces kuv jhai tus nco kuv ua tib tus nyuag vwm leg xwb. Qhov nov yog qhov ua rau kuv dai-siab... hmmm zoo li kuv txoj kev dai-siab tsis thooj s/d txoj as!... txaj muag dhau lawm'os... yog le kuv yuav moog ib jiv quav maam lug nawb!

:lol: :lol: txawm yog koj txawj has rua puab es puab txhaj le ncu ncu koj es txhaj le dhai dhai saab ne. tsis txaj muag le os :lol: :lol:

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